Hands on the wall, hands on the wall. Clink Clink. Zzzt Zzzt.
If I have to turn this thing around ONE MORE TIME.
Josh is licking pong pong tong.
It says You Think that is…. Interesting.
I am the third cameraman.
We can’t just let him get away with it, he wrote blasphamies on the wall!
All because Lai Chi Kok put a Lai Chi Kok in a Lai Chi Kok.
Someone is definately messing with my friend.
This [bleep] just came out… Yesterday!
…and Obama said….
Arw you trying to wiggle your way out of this one?
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Runescape Tribulation Force
WE ARE USA AND LIVING IN CHINA AND WE INVENTED THIS TECHNOLOGY BY STUDYING HOW TO REMOTELY CONTROL COCKROACHES BUT YOUR [?] WAS TAKEN INTO OUR ROOM BY MISTAKE BY PULLING THE AIR FROM YOUR ROOM. ANYONE THAT HAS A BLACK BOX FINDING BOAT IS JUST TWO STEPS AWAY FROM THAT TECHNOLOGY.
WE ARE JAPANESE AND WE JUST LIVE ON AN ISLAND AND KEEP STARTING THE WORLD OVER AT THE FOUNDING OF AMERICA AND WATCH REMOTELY AND THEN START IT ALL OVER FROM THAT DATE ONCE WE SEE ANYBODY INVENT THIS ABSOLUTELY WORKING MIND-CONTROL. WE HAVE SAFEGUARDS AND ONLY LESS THAN 4 PEOPLE REMAIN WITHOUT A MICROCHIP AND WE ARE SCARED TO INSTALL AN ANTI-MIND LIMITING DEVICE OF WORRY WE MAY ACCIDENTLY GET THEIR MICROCHIP INSTEAD AND THEN THEIR WOULD BE NOBODY WITH PURPOSE WHO KNEW WHAT IS HAPPENING. THAT IS EXCEPT JOSHUA DOUCETTE. HE IS PROTECTED BY A SECRET SAFEGUARD PUT JUST IN CASE EVERYBODY ELSE IS UNDER CONTROL. HE CAN CONTROL ALL OF US BUT DOESN’T KNOW THAT. ACTUALLY WE MAY HAVE FORGOT TO PUT IT IN. THAN WHO IS CONTROLLING THE FIRE PAST THAT DATE AND WHAT IF R KELLY SPORTS IN THE MATRIX WENT INSIDE TO LIVE AMONG THESE EARTH PEOPLE AND WATCH IT FROM INSIDE, BUT HE ACCIDENTLY THOUGHT TO BRING A PURPLE WEAPON THAT HE THOUGHT WOULD KEEP HIM SAFE FROM THIS IDIOT.
WE ARE SPAIN AND INVENTED THIS MIND-READING / MIND-CONTROL BECAUSE NOBODY WAS EXPECTING US TO OR WATCHING US WHILE INVENTING.
WE ARE ACTUALLY IRANIAN UNIVERSITY STUDENTS AND WHILE TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO CONTROL GRAVITY TO STOP THE US FROM MEDDELING IN OUR NUCULAR POWER PLANT BY SLOWLY JUST SABBOTOGING IT ANY RANDOM SPEED OF COMMITMENT , I ACCIDENTLY INVENTED MIND-CONTROL AND MIND READING.
WE ARE THE AUDITORS AND WE SAW A ROOM OF MOSTLY OLD SCIENTISTS ALL HELPING INVENT THIS ULTRA MIND-READING AND CONTROL TECHNOLOGY PART BY PART. IT COSTED A FEW MILLION AT FIRST TO MAKE BUT NOW WILL COST JUST LESS THAN A FEW THOUSAND DOLLARS. WE LIED AND SAID IT WAS NOT A SUCCESS AND THEY HAD NO IDEA THAT THEY WERE EACH MAKING PART OF IT. AT FIRST WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BUULD A MACHINE THAT COULD KNOW WITH 100% CERTAINLY IF SOMEONE IS LYING WHEN ASKED A YES OR NO QUESTION INTENDED ONLY JUST TO AUDIT OUR PEOPLE. NOW WE FOUND IT WAS EASIER JUST TO MAKE IT AN ENTIRE MIND-READING AND WE NEED TO BE IN THE SECRET SERVICE TOMORROW JUST TO GET CLOSED TO THE PRESIDENT OBAMA AND VICE PRES8FENT TO FIND OUT WHO THE REAL SHADOW PRESIDENT IS.
WE ARE CHINESE INTELLIGENCE AND ARE TESTING OUR NEW MIND-CONTROL DUBBED PERSONALITY MONITOR ON THE ENTIRE HONG KONG.
Your letter is a National Treasure
They think they are in first place. You don’t want to be first.
Calm down.
Well done.
I could make you that addicted to M&M.
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No [bleeping] way (x3)
I love how my beautiful brain works.
Have I been abducted by aliens?
Ya E Un Sum Ya!
I have always wondered whats at the end of the universe. [Location, not time.]
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