Obsticle meant fence.
Hospital meant science lab. Hospital meant restaurant.
Expensive is measured as the amount of work / time involved.
Old was implied as new / young because from the perspective of a life that didn’t expect death by aging because everything that gets old was new / young to them.
Dagger meant Heaven. Dagger meant lock.
Window meant Door. Door meant Window.
The first camera took pictures when something was covered in water.
The first advertisement was to distract viewers while bees that were set to race were replaced by cheating more trained bees.
The enemy of time was winthroop.
The first nucular power plant only pretended to make power so it was well lit and covered the city with life — a primitive spying game, tiny carbon based bugs to spy on everything it covered in the city. It was in a primarily helium world and a no smoking sign is a parody that combines ghost busters no ghost like symbol and a nucular power plant that is knocked on the side and smoking.
After humans, it was going to be black creatures with white faces and long tiny ballon string like necks, with no liquid in their physics and almost noone recently permitted on the surface. Feeding was all served by tube and it was serverly unlawful to have cake.
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